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swampfairies:

jams for when school has just begun and you’re really not feelin’ it

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tokyo-fashion:

Florist Nonoko on the street in Harajuku with a vintage sheer black top from G2? over a white crop top, Mickey Mouse print pants, Unif holographic platform sandals, a Unif “Be Happy” bag, and a Vivienne Westwood necklace. Full Look

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lanashiftdelrey:

when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just

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mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.


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BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH



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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.


posted 17 hours ago with 65469 notes - via fuzzyanus - ©

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

prettygirlfood:

Bacon Cheese Ranch Fries

prettygirlfood:

Bacon Cheese Ranch Fries

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indigomoonie:

Underrated but awesome Disney ladies (✿◠‿◠)

Part one ; Part two

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posted 19 hours ago with 2579 notes - via blurglhurgl - ©

God help the outcasts, hungry from birth
Show them the mercy they don’t find on earth
God help my people, we look to you still
God help the outcasts, or nobody will

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